Bart Simpson: I want to be emancipated!
Homer Simpson: Emancipated? Don’t you like being a dude?
Marge: Bart, would you like to say grace?
Bart: Yesum!
[Bart says grace in Latin]
Homer: What the hell was that?
Lisa: Bart’s speaking Latin, the language of Plutarc.
Homer: [Homer looks blankly] Micky Mouse’s dog?
Homer: Password.
Bart: We just want to get a snack from the fridge.
Homer: Access denied!
Bart, Lisa: But Da…
[Homer uses a sleeper hold on Bart and Lisa knocking them out]
Marge: Homer! I don’t want you using your new sleeper hold on the children!
Homer: They be OK in half an hour.
Marge: And another thing, I asked you to take out the garbage three days agos and it’s still… ngghhh.
[Homer uses his sleeper hold on Marge]
Homer: [Homer looks at his watch] Hmm, dinner is not for another half hour. Gahhh!
[Homer uses his sleeper hold on himself and bangs his head on the dinner table while falling to the floor]
I love Homer. Hooray! Simpsons later with D, Mike and Leeyawn. :c)
I’m soooooo damn scared Sara will get killed off!! Grissom will be heart broken and i will be so upset!! :c( She’s my second favourite character! Grissom’s my first of course. *big sigh* I can only cross my fingers and hope.
Ai yo!! You see!! Soooooo poor thing!!! She’s under a freaking car!! :c(
Oh no! I have a horrible feeling i’m going to get a D for my finale draft. :c( I really don’t like my story at all! *big sigh* Oh well, at least the interview show’s over! Let’s just hope Mr Doug gives us an A. A big kudos to T1B1 especially Leeyawn! He didn’t break down and cry! On the contrary, he broke down in laughter. :c) Oh and here’s wishing you a speedy recovery Jacque!
Is there anyone out there going for Gwen Stefani’s concert? I’m soooooo going for it. I just need to find someone to come with me. ANYBODY willing? The tickets are priced at $298, $198, $148, $118, $88. Expensive, i know. bUTT, it’ll be totally worth it! She can sing live and her performances are brilliant! August 14’s the date. What you waiting for? ;c)
Anyway, I’m really glad i managed to catch F.R.I.E.N.D.S today. It was the episode which Chandler proposed to Monica. SO SWEET!! I miss F.R.I.E.N.D.S so much. I absolutely adore Chandler and Phoebe. Freaking hilarious! Here’s one of my favourite scenes with Phoebe.
I’m just kidding! Ok, maybe not. But who cares! Anyway, this entry is dedicated to you. Happy Birthday Leeyawn!:c)
I still can’t believe that you forgot today’s your birthday!! You’re a first for me. Anyway, here’s wishing you a sweeter 17 and may you never run out of hair gel. You rock dude! :c)
And I’m sure you would agree
What could fit more perfectly
Than to have a world party on the day you came to be
Happy birthday to you
*Stevie Wonder