Bart Simpson: I want to be emancipated!
Homer Simpson: Emancipated? Don’t you like being a dude?
Marge: Bart, would you like to say grace?
Bart: Yesum!
[Bart says grace in Latin]
Homer: What the hell was that?
Lisa: Bart’s speaking Latin, the language of Plutarc.
Homer: [Homer looks blankly] Micky Mouse’s dog?
Homer: Password.
Bart: We just want to get a snack from the fridge.
Homer: Access denied!
Bart, Lisa: But Da…
[Homer uses a sleeper hold on Bart and Lisa knocking them out]
Marge: Homer! I don’t want you using your new sleeper hold on the children!
Homer: They be OK in half an hour.
Marge: And another thing, I asked you to take out the garbage three days agos and it’s still… ngghhh.
[Homer uses his sleeper hold on Marge]
Homer: [Homer looks at his watch] Hmm, dinner is not for another half hour. Gahhh!
[Homer uses his sleeper hold on himself and bangs his head on the dinner table while falling to the floor]
I love Homer. Hooray! Simpsons later with D, Mike and Leeyawn. :c)
